/stuff/2013/insult.cgi

#!/usr/bin/env python3

rot13_trans = str.maketrans(
    'ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz',
    'NOPQRSTUVWXYZABCDEFGHIJKLMnopqrstuvwxyzabcdefghijklm')
 
def rot13(text):
    return text.translate(rot13_trans)

# Adapted from rot13("v.vzthe.pbz/qKPTOR0.cat")

a = (
"ynml",
"fghcvq",
"vafrpher",
"vqvbgvp",
"fyvzl",
"fyhggl",
"fzryyl",
"cbzcbhf",
"pbzzhavfg",
"qvpxabfr",
"cvr-rngvat",
"enpvfg",
"ryvgvfg",
"genful",
"qeht-ybivat",
"ohggresnpr",
"gbar qrns",
"htyl",
"perrcl")

b = (
"qbhpur",
"nff",
"gheq",
"erpghz",
"ohgg",
"pbpx",
"fuvg",
"pebgpu",
"ovgpu",
"cevpx",
"fyhg",
"gnvag",
"shpx",
"qvpx",
"obare",
"funeg",
"ahg",
"fcuvapgre")

c = (
"cvybg",
"pnabr",
"pncgnva",
"cvengr",
"unzzre",
"xabo",
"obk",
"wbpxrl",
"jnssyr",
"tboyva",
"oybffbz",
"ovfphvg",
"pybja",
"fbpxrg",
"zbafgre",
"ubhaq",
"qentba",
"onyybba")

import random

print("Content-Type: text/plain")
print("")
print("you", rot13(random.choice(a)),
    rot13(random.choice(b)) + "-" + rot13(random.choice(c)))