.about
Give information about a named bot command

.answers
Web service: http://tumbolia.appspot.com/search/site:answers.yahoo.com%20${args}

.ask
Ask another user an enquiry

.attributes
Discover which attributes are available to internal functions

.beats
Show current time in Swatch internet beats

.bibl
Web service: http://tumbolia.appspot.com/general/http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/%3fsearch=${args}||//x:sup%5b@class=%27versenum%27%5d/parent::*

.bing
Search for a phrase on Bing

.bitcoin
Web service: http://dienw.com/swhack/bitcoin.py?${args}

.botsnack
Give the bot a botsnack

.bruce
Web service: http://tumbolia.appspot.com/fact/http://geekz.co.uk/schneierfacts/

.bytes
Show input argument as python bytes representation

.c
Calculate an expression using Google calculator

.commands
Output all commands and descriptions to a local file

.connect
Web service: http://tumbolia.appspot.com/connect/${args}

.crawl
Web service: http://moo.netau.net/crawl.php?nick=${args}

.database-export
Export part of the bot's persistent database

.database-get
Get a value from the bot's persistent database

.database-load
Load a database

.database-put
Put a value into the bot's persistent database

.date
Display the current date in UTC

.decode
Decode text containing HTML entities

.dety
Web service: http://tumbolia.appspot.com/general/http://www.duden.de/rechtschreibung/${args}||//x:h2%5b%20contains(.,%20%22Herkunft%22)%5d/following::x:dl%5b1%5d

.duck
Search for a phrase on DuckDuckGo

.dwim
Web service: http://tumbolia.appspot.com/dwim/${args}

.encoding
Determine the encoding of a web page

.entity
Web service: http://tumbolia.appspot.com/entity/${args}

.eric
Web service: http://tumbolia.appspot.com/fact/http://geekz.co.uk/esrfacts/

.error-test
Attempt to divide one by zero

.ety
Display the etymology of a term from Etymonline

.flip
Web service: http://www.jasondavies.com/phenny/flip?text=${args}

.follow
Follow web page redirect and report the destination

.g
Search for a phrase on Google

.gaussfact
Web service: http://tumbolia.appspot.com/general/http://www.gaussfacts.com/random||//x:div%5b@id=%27wrapper%27%5d/x:div%5b@class=%27post%27%5d%5b3%5d//x:a%5b@class=%27oldlink%27%5d

.gc
Show the Google search result count of a phrase

.gcalc
Web service: http://1337.xkqr.org/gcalc.php?exp=${args}&nick=${nick}

.gcs
Show the Google search result counts of up to six terms inclusive

.gd
Get a definition using Google Dictionary

.gender
Web service: http://inamidst.com/stuff/2011/gender/${args}

.geo
Web service: http://websitedev.de/temp-bin/geo.php?nick=${nick}&q=${args}

.glyph
Web service: http://inamidst.com/stuff/info/glyph/${args}

.head
Get information about a web page using an HTTP HEAD request

.help
Provide details about the bot

.hitta
Web service: http://1337.xkqr.org/hitta.php?nick=${nick}&var=${args}

.i-love-the-w3c
Check a webpage using the W3C Markup Validator.

.identica
Web service: http://tumbolia.appspot.com/identica/${nick}/${args}

.img
Search for an image on Google Image Search

.in
Schedule a reminder to be sent after a specified time period

.internet
Web service: http://tumbolia.appspot.com/internet/${args}

.ip-time
Show the current time guessed for the IP address given

.isbn
Web service: http://tumbolia.appspot.com/isbn/${args}

.jargon
Web service: http://tumbolia.appspot.com/jargon/${args}

.jira
Web service: http://tumbolia.appspot.com/ticket/${sender}/${args}

.join
Command the bot to join a new channel

.lastfm
Web service: http://tumbolia.appspot.com/lastfm/${nick}/${args}

.len
Show the length of the input in characters and utf-8 bytes

.leo
Search for a term in the LEO German Dictionary

.mangle
Put a phrase through the multiple translation mangle

.map
Web service: http://tumbolia.appspot.com/map/${args}

.maximum
Discover the maximum number of byte content that can be sent per message

.me
Command the bot to perform an action message

.metar
Get a formatted METAR weather summary for an ICAO code

.mirror
Web service: http://tumbolia.appspot.com/mirror/

.moon
Web service: http://inamidst.com/stuff/info/moonphase

.msg
Command the bot to send a message

.news
Search for a news article on Google News Search

.nick
Change the nickname of the bot

.nokiageo
Web service: http://crschmidt.net/mapping/location?q=${args}

.noted-link
Show currently noted link from this channel

.noted-links
Show currently noted links from all channels

.npl
Display the current time from NPL's SNTP server

.parse-irc-message
Parse a raw IRC message into structured data

.part
Command the bot to part a channel

.ping
There is no ping command

.prefix
Change the prefix used before named commands

.prefixes
Show all prefixes used across all channels for all named commands

.py
Evaluate a python expression using Google App Engine

.query
Web service: http://inamidst.com/services/query?args=${args}&nick=${nick}&sender=${sender}

.quit
Request the bot to quit from the server and exit

.rdns
Web service: http://inamidst.com/services/rdns/${args}

.re
Web service: http://1337.xkqr.org/regex.php?nick=${nick}&exp=${args}

.reload
Reload all commands and services

.restart
Restart the bot

.rot13
Web service: http://www.waterpoint.org:8080/kpreid/rot13?t=${args}

.schedule
Schedule an event

.search-trio
Search Google, Bing, and DuckDuckGo, and compare the results

.seen
Find out whether somebody has been around recently

.service
Display the results of an internal service call

.sets
Web service: http://tumbolia.appspot.com/sets/${args}

.snippets
Search for snippets using the Google API

.soccer
Web service: http://tumbolia.appspot.com/soccer/${args}

.spark
Web service: http://www.jasondavies.com/phenny/spark?ticker=${args}

.speak
Web service: http://tumbolia.appspot.com/speak/${args}

.stats
Display information about the most used commands

.steps
Web service: http://tumbolia.appspot.com/steps/${args}

.stupid
Web service: http://tumbolia.appspot.com/stupid/${args}

.suggest
Get suggestions using Google Suggest

.swhack
Web service: http://swhack.com/search.cgi?${args}

.t
Display the current date and time

.tell
Tell another user a message

.text
Web service: http://inamidst.com/stuff/2011/text/${args}

.time
Display the current time in UTC

.tinyurl
Web service: http://tinyurl.com/api-create.php?url=${args}

.title
Get the title of a web page

.to
Send a message to another user

.tock
Display the time from the USNO tock server

.tr
Translate text from one language to another

.trending
Web service: http://tumbolia.appspot.com/py/%27%2C%20%27.join%28e%5Bu%27name%27%5D.encode%28%27utf-8%27%29%20for%20e%20in%20json.loads%28urllib.urlopen%28%27http%3A//api.twitter.com/1/trends/current.json%27%29.read%28%29%29%5Bu%27trends%27%5D.values%28%29%5B0%5D%29

.tw
Show a tweet

.twit
Web service: http://inamidst.com/stuff/2011/deprecated/${nick}=Use%20.twitter

.twitter
Show a tweet

.tz
Convert a time in one time zone to another

.ucode
Web service: http://tumbolia.appspot.com/py/%5Ba%5B1%5D%20for%20a%20in%20%5Bline.split%28%27%3B%27%29%20for%20line%20in%20get%28%27http%3A//unicode.org/Public/UNIDATA/UnicodeData.txt%27%29.split%28%27%5Cn%27%29%5D%20if%20%27${args}%27%20in%20a%5B0%5D%5D

.ud
Web service: http://tumbolia.appspot.com/general/http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php%3fterm=${args}||//x:div%5b@class=%27definition%27%5d

.uname
Web service: http://tumbolia.appspot.com/py/%5Ba%5B0%5D%20%2B%20%27%20%27%20%2B%20a%5B1%5D%20for%20%20a%20in%20%5Bline.split%28%27%3B%27%29%20for%20line%20in%20get%28%27http%3A//unicode.org/Public/UNIDATA/UnicodeData.txt%27%29.split%28%27%5Cn%27%29%20if%20line%5D%20if%20%27${args}%27%20in%20a%5B1%5D%5D

.unicode
Web service: http://tumbolia.appspot.com/unicode/${args}

.unicode-search
Use a fuzzy search against unicode codepoint names

.unix-date
Show the date using the unix DATE(1) command

.unixtime
Display the current unix epoch time

.utc
Display the current date and time in UTC

.uuid
Web service: http://inamidst.com/stuff/info/uuid

.val
Deprecated: Use i-love-the-w3c instead

.vary
Web service: http://tumbolia.appspot.com/vary/${args}

.vecka
Web service: http://1337.xkqr.org/vecka.php?nick=${nick}

.w
Look up a word in Wiktionary

.wa
Consult Wolfram|Alpha using a web service

.weather
Redirect to metar

.web
Web service: http://inamidst.com/misc/web?${args}

.whois
Web service: http://tumbolia.appspot.com/whois/${args}

.wik
Search for an article on Wikipedia

.wikby
Web service: http://tumbolia.appspot.com/py/wikby%20%3D%20load%28%22https%3A//raw.github.com/gist/3340491/wikby.py%3F02%22%29%3B%20wikby.wikby%28%22${args}%22%29

.wordmatch
Web service: http://switchb.org/kpreid/2009/dict/match?db=enable&match=${args}&limit=20&sep=%20

.wordofthems
Web service: http://switchb.org/kpreid/2009/dict/random

.wow
Web service: http://tumbolia.appspot.com/wow/${args}

.yi
Calculate whether it is currently yi in tavtime or not

.youtube
Web service: http://inamidst.com/stuff/2011/youtube/?uri=${args}